I Don't Make Threats, That Ruins The Surprise Funny Morale Patch | Made in USA | VELCRO® Brand Hook Backing
For those who appreciate dry humor and a little mystery, the "I Don't Make Threats, That Ruins the Surprise" morale patch delivers a sarcastic one-liner that's guaranteed to get a reaction. Featuring bold white embroidery on a black background, this patch combines dark humor with a clean, straightforward design that stands out on any gear setup.
Perfect for range bags, plate carriers, backpacks, jackets, and everyday carry gear, this embroidered patch is popular among patch collectors, veterans, first responders, and anyone who enjoys witty humor. Built with durable stitching and genuine VELCRO® hook backing, it's made to add personality to your gear while serving as a conversation starter wherever it goes.
Each patch is stitched on heavy duck canvas with clear embroidery, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to color variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.
The permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what patches they display.
Product Specifications
• Dimensions: 2" x 3" standard morale patch size
• Material: Heavy-duty duck canvas base construction
• Attachment: Permanent hook side Velcro backing
• Build: Detailed embroidery with clean border stitching
• Packaging: Individually packaged
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA
• Warranty: Guaranteed against manufacturing defects
Compatible With
• Plate carriers
• Chest rigs
• Range bags
• Hats & jackets
• Headliners
• Backpacks & EDC gear
Note from LSA:
We love supporting other small businesses and this item is shipping from another maker. Because these items are not shipping from our warehouse, they are NOT eligible for our "Free Shipping" thresholds and may have a separate shipping cost associated with them. Turnaround time may vary from what we disclose as our own TAT on the homepage & banner of the website. Custom engraved or printed goods coming from a maker will also have their own turnaround time and the "Rush Shipping" upgrade will not apply. If there are any questions, feel free to reach out to LoneStar Adhesive at info@lonestaradhesive.com
For those who appreciate dry humor and a little mystery, the "I Don't Make Threats, That Ruins the Surprise" morale patch delivers a sarcastic one-liner that's guaranteed to get a reaction. Featuring bold white embroidery on a black background, this patch combines dark humor with a clean, straightforward design that stands out on any gear setup.
Perfect for range bags, plate carriers, backpacks, jackets, and everyday carry gear, this embroidered patch is popular among patch collectors, veterans, first responders, and anyone who enjoys witty humor. Built with durable stitching and genuine VELCRO® hook backing, it's made to add personality to your gear while serving as a conversation starter wherever it goes.
Each patch is stitched on heavy duck canvas with clear embroidery, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to color variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.
The permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what patches they display.
Product Specifications
• Dimensions: 2" x 3" standard morale patch size
• Material: Heavy-duty duck canvas base construction
• Attachment: Permanent hook side Velcro backing
• Build: Detailed embroidery with clean border stitching
• Packaging: Individually packaged
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA
• Warranty: Guaranteed against manufacturing defects
Compatible With
• Plate carriers
• Chest rigs
• Range bags
• Hats & jackets
• Headliners
• Backpacks & EDC gear
Note from LSA:
We love supporting other small businesses and this item is shipping from another maker. Because these items are not shipping from our warehouse, they are NOT eligible for our "Free Shipping" thresholds and may have a separate shipping cost associated with them. Turnaround time may vary from what we disclose as our own TAT on the homepage & banner of the website. Custom engraved or printed goods coming from a maker will also have their own turnaround time and the "Rush Shipping" upgrade will not apply. If there are any questions, feel free to reach out to LoneStar Adhesive at info@lonestaradhesive.com
Description
For those who appreciate dry humor and a little mystery, the "I Don't Make Threats, That Ruins the Surprise" morale patch delivers a sarcastic one-liner that's guaranteed to get a reaction. Featuring bold white embroidery on a black background, this patch combines dark humor with a clean, straightforward design that stands out on any gear setup.
Perfect for range bags, plate carriers, backpacks, jackets, and everyday carry gear, this embroidered patch is popular among patch collectors, veterans, first responders, and anyone who enjoys witty humor. Built with durable stitching and genuine VELCRO® hook backing, it's made to add personality to your gear while serving as a conversation starter wherever it goes.
Each patch is stitched on heavy duck canvas with clear embroidery, bold detail, and a low-profile tactical design that looks right at home on duty gear, range kits, first responder equipment, military loadouts, work bags, or casual everyday setups. From subdued tactical styles to color variants and patriotic designs, every patch is built with the same attention to detail and made to hold up through real-world use.
The permanently attached hook backing makes installation fast and secure on any loop-compatible surface. Lightweight, flexible, and easy to swap between setups, these patches are designed for collectors, law enforcement, military personnel, firefighters, EMS, dispatchers, corrections, security, and anyone who takes pride in what patches they display.
Product Specifications
• Dimensions: 2" x 3" standard morale patch size
• Material: Heavy-duty duck canvas base construction
• Attachment: Permanent hook side Velcro backing
• Build: Detailed embroidery with clean border stitching
• Packaging: Individually packaged
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA
• Warranty: Guaranteed against manufacturing defects
Compatible With
• Plate carriers
• Chest rigs
• Range bags
• Hats & jackets
• Headliners
• Backpacks & EDC gear
Note from LSA:
We love supporting other small businesses and this item is shipping from another maker. Because these items are not shipping from our warehouse, they are NOT eligible for our "Free Shipping" thresholds and may have a separate shipping cost associated with them. Turnaround time may vary from what we disclose as our own TAT on the homepage & banner of the website. Custom engraved or printed goods coming from a maker will also have their own turnaround time and the "Rush Shipping" upgrade will not apply. If there are any questions, feel free to reach out to LoneStar Adhesive at info@lonestaradhesive.com
